Had One of those days yesterday…though before i’d like to ask u guys a question..
How many of you have climbed up on a ladder made of bamboo sticks..jumped up on your college terrace(which is huge btw )..hopped on to the roof…with DV cam on shoulder..shooting the awesome view ..(the college campus..the vast green field..the old buildings and random passers and even students who didn’t know they were being recorded haha)….Accompanied by your best friends and (hold your breath)…your prof in tow!! (who btw was very amazed and happy by our "adventurous spirit")
This is how our day began! We couldn’t have asked for ANYTHING better!
Cut to Afternoon:
Your head of department who as a friend puts it..is not A bitch but THE bitch brings your adventurous day to a climax which is worse than a migraine..
She begins by telling us the "issues" she’s gonna scold us for (like we don’t know that)..and then begins her deep analysis of our understanding..first we write a paragraph about "our difficulies" on a scrap of paper and give it to her… i wonder what ppl wrote..since she wanted it to be anonymous!
Then she picks up random students and asks them "what do you understand by question number 6?" (what the hell was that anyways)
Then began a series of .."how is this connected to that.." and "how can you define this and that"
Then we began our story.."Ma’m some of us didn’t get this xerox" And thereafter began the slaughter…of the pople responsible for the xeroxes…an entire hour of nonstop question- answers and lecture..
She further tortured us by showing some 1930’s hindi film which had the charcters speaking the funny bihari-hindi..i was having a bad headache by then..not to forget my cough and cold..!
Now obviously if the prof herself distributes xeroxes a day before the exam..and argues with her favourites over off topic issues in class..and rushes through all the topics making it impossible to copy any notes..and surprises us with more questions (which carry more marks) in her portion..we would obviously be royally f*****..(not that we knew her portion well anyways)
I was SO jealous of all the lucky lot who bunked her class! Damn..and now queen of sheeba wants us to mug up some xeroxes she had given us ! (damn nw i can’t even say i dont have the xeroxes)