Theory of (E)Motional Blackmail Pressure:
When the lid of your mental pressure cooker is unable to withstand the collective activity of the veggie mind and the liquid heart.
Theory of the Bitch:
When you just make a face and be what the world calls a Biatch for no particular reasons i.e. your selfish reasons.
Theory of Convergence:
When you stuff in college with health and food and leaisure and events and activities.
Theory of Music:
When you hear nothing at all.
Theory of Research:
When you skim 15 books in 4 hours and forget what you had planned to do a research on.
Theory of Time:
What you waste while you should be doing something else.
Theory of Theories:
When you apply nothing to everything inorder to complete something.
Students are expected to memorise these theories but never ever apply them practically since theories never work. Practicals do.