I still get emails that say:

1. "Meaning and colour of your birthday"

2. "This is creeepy. Try it"

3. "Send this email to 500 people and your dreams will come true"

4. "Sai Baba/ Ganesha/Some god will fulfill all your wishes"

5. This is a blank email. There is no luck, money, fame, fortune innit (yeah ok fine I don’t get those)